To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
--Aleister Crowley

Just goes to show you that there's little correlation between IQ and success in lemonade sales.
--David Gould, contestant from The Apprentice, Season 1

Suddenly I see, this is what I want to be
Suddenly I see, why the hell it means so much to me...
--KT Tunstall, "Suddenly I See"