This week we will be enjoying the wit and (sometimes questionable) wisdom of George Carlin.

On the topic of parental bumper stickers he'd like to see:
" 'We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is such that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.' That would be refreshing.
'We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters.' A little Marxist, but what's wrong with that?"