Grades don't matter to me as long as I got rhythm.
--Tim Norris, 05/18/2006, at the Black & White Ball

I like meeting people who think they're better than me. I say to them, "I can tolerate you for as long as I need to." Nobody's better than me.
--Grandma, 05/06/2006, explaining why meeting new and potentially "hoity-toity" people doesn't faze her

That really takes guts to do that all over the same plate of Eggo waffles!
--Katie Peterson, 05/01/2006, watching The Apprentice (Season 5), commenting on Lee's roaming from room to room and scheming (very successfully!) with each of his three remaining teammates