As his family admired a waterfall and the natural beauty, one of the boys said, "I'd love to be fly-fishing right now." Because the best way to appreciate the wilderness is to trick it into stabbing itself in the mouth with fake food, and then suffocating it.

--Recap of an episode of The Amazing Race 8, from TVGasm


"I know what I'm doing," she says, which is probably second on the list of famous last words, right after Custer's "Where'd all these Indians come from?!"

--Recap of an episode of Lost, from TVGasm